Fékk þetta sent frá samstarfsmann mínum - hann veit svo sem lítið um mína knattspyrnuhagi, en þetta hitti vel á:

Q: How do you confuse a Man U fan?
A: Show him a map of Manchester.

Q: What's red and white and funny?
A: A bus load of Man U fans going over a cliff.

The Post Office have just recalled their latest stamps The special set of commemorative stamps had pictures of Man United players on them... but people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

What's the difference between a Man United supporter and a bucket of cow manure?
The bucket.

Ég veit að þeir eru misgóðir, en gott að gera þetta ódauðlegt.